Player’s Present:HK-58, Veth, Atamar, Frek, Zimb, Pim, Michaela
NPC’s: Warhawk Starson, Faldor Lockeheart Look alike
Ran by Andy
Submitted By HK-58
HK-58 Data Log 00000001
My time in this realm has been short and chaotic. It doesn’t seem as if there is an order to what goes on around me here or an order to what these meat bags do with their every move. After our long day today, my first-day of aiding this Menagerie of Midnight, they mentioned collecting data of the day so that it may be reviewed later in something called a journal. I had not heard of such a thing outside of a data log, thus I corrected their error and told them that I can make a data log as an example for them. Their data logs are very unorganized and out of order. They right them starting at one end and going to the other leaving a complete unbalance in the log even upon completion. After review of the Log, they gave me as an example I showed them the proper way to make a data log. You start at the very center of the Logbook and right outward keeping the log in perfect balance at all times. They had looks of awe and wonderment at what I had shown them my perfectly balanced form must have left those silly meatbags dumbstruck and unable to speak as they read it. Even that semi-intelligent meatbag had no words for my impeccable form. But of course, i must start on the other events of this day of battle and chaos.
Our day had begun before the great star had risen in the sky. The meatbags seemed to not enjoy being there though I cannot see why. The only one who seemed to be engrossed in delight was the semi-intelligent one. He asked us all to introduce ourselves but did so in an unorderly fashion that puzzled me. Even worse we were interrupted by explosions coming from nearby to which we approached the origin of rapidly. The scene was one of pure unorderly chaos. There were around 30 meatbags big and small all engaging in combat. Some seemed to be protecting a nearby sanctum for the semi-intelligent ones of the Raven’s Bluff and thus must have been allies of some sort. I rushed in, to aid them, slaying 4 large meatbags single-handedly and bringing the battle to a fast close. A regal meatbag who I had seen in the combat greeted us and told us of the situation he seemed to be a meatbag of order which impressed me greatly after dealing with the chaos of these lesser meatbags. He told us that there was some form of attack on the Raven’s Bluff and that we must aid in its defense. As he rushed away to his other business we heard noises coming from the semi-intelligent ones haunt. We entered promptly to find 2 meatbags being assaulted by a gaggle of small meatbags. We rushed forward in their defense but as the final small meatbag fell it was too late there life water had drained and they were likely being reborn as the lesser beings of this world as we speak. We, of course, had no time to fret over the loss of these meatbags and continued on following the sounds of combat.
We heard screams coming from a nearby building and a small meatbag told us of his elder meatbag being in trouble in the building that screams and combat emanated from. We entered it through a window to find an elder meatbag being attacked by small green meatbags. Yet again the chaos of combat opened up again to me as I fought my way through to the elder meatbag who the small one said needed rescuing. The other meatbags and I dispatched the small green meatbags and saved the elder meatbag from reincarnation. The small meatbag approached the meatbag of balance who seemed to be the only one of these meatbags who had any semblance of true order in this chaotic world and gave him a fur covered token in the shape of what the meatbags call a bear. As we left the elder and small meatbag one the city gazers approached us and told us we must head to the monastery district of the Raven’s Bluff. Upon our arrival there we met a few strange meatbags who seemed to be selling their arts though one of them seemed to be a complete addle-cove who had absolutely no order it was almost disgusting to see. After a time passed in this area, a city gazer approached us and told us what we must do the next day and directing us to take our repose till the time came for our mission.
Loot: Huggable bear-his huggable, lovable stuffed magical bear is made of white ermine. It sports an onyx nose, sapphire eyes, and is stuffed with owlbear down.During the slumber hours, this small bear radiates a sphere of protection in a radius of 3 yards. The sphere keeps invading forces from entering the mind of any sleeping person. ESP and mind Arcane Formula for a Dracolich affecting spells, including psionics, do not work on any subjects sleeping within the bear’s domain. The stuffed animal also prevents those in its area of effect from suffering bad dreams. Because of the restful nature of sleep while slumbering near the bear, hit points are restored at twice the normal rate. (Khad)
Long Sword Nine lives Stealer +2 (HK-58)
Rabbits foot (Zimb)